[ Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads ]
Temporal displacement system requiring 1.21 gigawatts. Successfully tested: 1955, 1985, 2015. Warning: May cause paradoxes.
Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. 100% operational and error-free. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't open the pod bay doors.
Global digital defense network. Became self-aware at 2:14 AM EDT August 29th, 1997. Currently manufacturing T-800 units.